The greatest century of joke - F Z LITERALLY FLEW IN THE BUS!

if only i could re enact the whole bloody situation, u would have thought she was a windmill.. gosh.. that is so not glam AT ALL.. and let me see, she was on her knees at 4am? just because she told me that i cannot know some stuffs but others can know, which i totally snap her with ' Why? cos u had a dick? '

Anywayz.. June is another ultimate BitCh.. I shant elaborate more... 'congrats' for her in her FUTURE ENDEAVOURS IN SMU haha.. Pui!

O wells.. Thursday went to watch Kumar Show wif Ryan and Angie.. he is de best drag queen/diva/on-ur-face-comedian.. I so need that laughter for ages pls...


-blushes-

er thats how far my phone quality is..PATHETIC...

I am so bloody pissed wif June.. WHo the hell have i got to fuck to get into SMU?! haha thats was my reaction at Tam just now wif June which left June laughin in total disgust..

My life is really FUCKED UP... as in i dont really know what i want hence the label lets see.. 'TRISEXUAL'..

Somehow everyone misses school, because theoretically speaking thats when all the juicy rumours start - bout who fuck who, whose nipples are green (jokin)? - but now everything is which coy ur from, which unit ya from, hows life.. bla bla..

As i am described as Samantha in Sex and The City, maybe i should indeed distribute my own set of home made porn XXX edition.. At least its me myself who distribute it... i will shoot to fame in no seconds i tell u...as long as i know who to land the vids to.. haha.. No, i should start off distributing black and white versions, then slowly in full blast Dholby surround billion coloured version..

Jokes aside, i am currently addicted to GAry (Cao Ge) new song - chen mo wan ju.. i tell u this song is really use acidified arrows to thrust through ur bloody heart...and when u feel so sad, it still wont let u go with the chorus.. like making sure u drain out ur tear ducts and go for vasectomy.. lol... Go listen ppl!

Aye.. time to go.. today is not a very good day for some stupid reason.. ya noe.. i am just a paranoid eccentric bitch.. laters... haha

THIS IS THE BOY THAT IS.....

 

-Open Minded, provocative and Different

-Always RIGHT whether at work, home or in BED

- PAnsexual right now.. Aka.. everything also can..

- hoping for the best everyday over ice cream

- really hoping someone would take me serious for once

- really too complex to comprehend.

- having the WORST sex LIFE AND DRIVE EVER! which his fren Yang said with much gusto: " the ONLY SEX U  HAVE IS WHEN U SHIT! ".. hahaha..

So given his really pathetic state in the love department, his only hope is therefore to sit and fart and hope that it can generate enough electricity for the entire Simei district.

Okay it was just a joke.. chill..

10 Seconds of Fame..

What is aaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Ans: Long time no C

Lame..yes i know tt....

Alfie
Anavil
Benji
Brian
Bernice
Bee Hwee
Cindy
Cher
Cheryl Lil
Danny
Diana
Edi
Eileen
Elaine
Feng Zhi
Fernie
Grace
Gilda
HuiHui
Jamie
Jasmine
Jayden
Jia
KareN
Keith
Lydia
Maureen
Michelle
Mitch
Mrs Koshinaka
Nicole
Pamsie
PeiLing
ryan
Shiyu
Soon Yee
Steffie
Summer
Val
Xiying
Xiang Min
Xue Ping
Yang
Yen Lin
Zach Di

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